By lolzboss - 07/03/2011 19:04 - United States

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Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
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a_girl_i_know 0

today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.

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memo619 0

I think it was the fathers influence

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RichardLongshaft 0

Instead of assuming they are all having sex and a huge orgy why don't you just ask him what the animals are all doing he will tell the truth

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uawildcats7 0

That's so funny. hey she's not bad parenting u guys all stop being negative. today a lot of youngers already know about sex because there's a lot of sicko people around. don't blame her blame sicko people!!!!!!

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thorracing271 0

does your name happen to be Charlie Sheen?

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heynicolehey 0

.. ROFLROFLROFL!! win ,(:

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TheAnimator 0

I would love to see this as an illustrated

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BugsBunny1 4

Well you know what they say about assumptions..... OP could be a gay guy happily married to another gay with an adopted child.

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brennan677 0

that was a joke. i know everything about them. they arent bad

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homesickabortion 2

I love the moral outrage and "oh my god what have you been doing etc, must have seen it on tv blah blah". Honestly, how many of you (especially dudes) didnt put action figures, legos, playmobiles, stuffed animals, and even vaguely humanoid and phallic shapes into compromising sexual positions when you were 5/6? hell, four is the age when the brain is psychologically capable of distinguishing the difference between male and female, so how is any of it even surprising?

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phatdaddy62 23

My sister had a favorite stuffed monkey with a long tail. I was about 6. I used to pull it's tail forward and up like an erect penis all the time!! Good laughs! Good times!

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tiffanyrobbin 0

lmao. that is great.

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tiffanyrobbin 0

I think he meant his sons. but if he did mean his- that would be weird.

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maddiester 5

maybe you have a dirty mind and thought you saw sex positions. you should try to be more realistic op... but then who am I to say; I'll probably get someone respond under me with some smart ass answer.

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