Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex...

By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 12:07 - Israel - Ramat Hasharon

Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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Why would you do that?

By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By Ignorant - 07/10/2017 06:00

Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML

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By mee - 30/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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The key

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 21:20 - United States

Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 20:36 - Mexico

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 19/03/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML

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latenitekid 5

Saturday 5 May 2012 19:34

you brought the bed with you?

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 5 May 2012 19:33

Amused...or aroused?

Comments

groupleader 7

Saturday 5 May 2012 23:53

Should have laughed back at the firemen and said "doesn't matter...had sex".

adonica 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 0:12

Whoaa freaks lol

UnicornInSpace 6

Sunday 6 May 2012 0:23

#that moment.. Would like to see the firemans' faces, though :)

ryggsekk 8

Sunday 6 May 2012 1:09

s''t can happen. nuff said

dayofwreckoning 12

Sunday 6 May 2012 2:35

Time to keep a spare hacksaw handy in the bedroom, eh? Or maybe use those plastic zip ties instead.

vbmg152 18

Sunday 6 May 2012 2:49

Silk neckties! That stuff doesn't happen with silk neckties plus it's silk! Yep! I was young once! I know all that kinky stuff & some you all don't know! Lol!

blackpuddle 30

Sunday 6 May 2012 2:55

Next time try using rope, strips of fabric or zip ties. Or make some cuffs out of duct tape so all you have to do is cut them off.

MillerBeerTime 5

Sunday 6 May 2012 3:00

I'm guessing your boyfriend is a ******...no tools around the house to easily fix that situation?

Ashle1gh 14

Sunday 6 May 2012 13:25

Yes, because only a man could possibly have the tools required to fix that situation. Oh wait...

EduJav321 24

Sunday 6 May 2012 4:26

A womderful story to tell your children when u have them!

RendarSelin 5

Sunday 6 May 2012 5:04

As much as I feel like a jerk, you kinda deserved it OP. You should have tested your restraints before you put them on... (something I'm sure you'll do in the future.) But anyone who says they don't have embarassing bed moments aren't doing it enough. Like the time I got a nosebleed while my (then) wife was in mid-****** and bled right into her eyes...