Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex...

By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 12:07 - Israel - Ramat Hasharon

Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML

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By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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Why would you do that?

By Sam - 23/11/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML

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By chanclepants - 27/01/2010 13:35 - France

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By Ignorant - 07/10/2017 06:00

Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML

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By mee - 30/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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The key

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 21:20 - United States

Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2012 20:36 - Mexico

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 19/03/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML

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latenitekid 5

Saturday 5 May 2012 19:34

you brought the bed with you?

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 5 May 2012 19:33

Amused...or aroused?

Comments

PYLrulz 17

Saturday 5 May 2012 21:38

That sucks. That sex better have been worth it.

poohappens26 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 21:52

Mmmmmmm... Firemen.. I'd asked them to cuff me up.. Meow! Tho my city firemen look like they belong in a calendar mmm...

Stupend0us 7

Saturday 5 May 2012 22:58

A Dremel with a cutting disc could have easily fixed that.

awsome13 10

Saturday 5 May 2012 23:07

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 5 May 2012 23:14

He cuffed your legs to the bed. But how did you get to the fire station if one of the cuffs wouldn't come off?

alfred07 18

Saturday 5 May 2012 23:18

Did you get real cuffs or the cheap kind they sell at sex shops. If you went with the former you might want to try the latter in future, they snap easily and come with releases so you do n't even need to keep the keys.

josiemorehouse 12

Saturday 5 May 2012 23:30

The cuffs may have been jammed, so i could understand. My handcuffs and leg cuffs have safety buttons and keys, and they're pretty heavy duty, they've made it through a few years of brutal punishment, LOL. To the one who asked why OP cuffed legs and not hands, it's just as fun to cuff legs. It's bondage, so restricting can be done to any body part, and it makes it exciting. :)