By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 12:07 - Israel - Ramat Hasharon

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 188
You deserved it 8 769

Same thing different taste

Comments

Bolt cutters. Seriously. Why was this not an option?

This is why you check toys to make sure they're in proper working order *every time* you use them. Also, buy better handcuffs, from an actual police-supply place, rather than from a kink shop or a toy store. Peerless and Smith & Wesson are the two standard police-issue types, at least in the U.S. If you're more into medical restraints, the two big names are Humane Restraint and J.T. Posey, although they're pretty much only available through medical-supply places and I think you have to be a legitimate medical provider to buy them.

He did it on purpose for props!

HITide76808 0

Lmao...Did u have to cool them down with the firehose??

YeahCourse 4
iluvdavid 3

F.I.S.H Y.O.L.O **** It Shit Happens You Only Live Once

You do know that the fire dept can and will come to you. A simple phone call would have saved you waddling to them. Its probably not the most unusual thing they have seen but it probably ranks near the top. I would have loved to see you waddling with part of the bed cuffed to you. YDI

amy1_1bee 0

Firefighters, like kittens, make everything better. This was a blessing in disguise.