Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Anonymous
Sherwood Park, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
oboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
anonymous
Havelock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Anon
San Antonio, United States
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
shopper242
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
f.a.t.
Australia
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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ActionManly 11
Just compare his dick to a dead engine ;)
KSk8r14 0
Now, I hope you bitch-slapped him with that tire..
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Comments (121)
queens_fml 5
ydi for having him as ur boyfriend
beelo44 0
hahaha! at least he didn't compare you to the Michaline man.
marinus_fml 19
#5 wins :) although he spelt it terribly wrong. I'm not a grammar Nazi, but that's messed up.
ey3seecold 0
just go to the air pump insert 25 cents and stick the air pipe so far up his (________) fill in the blank.
DesiGir324 0
Say something 'bout his small dick.
IphonFML 6
haha atleast he could have said it nicer
blocparty 0
so.. just go down to a gas stationnand have someone fill them for you, could be worse
afdude87 6
maybe he meant run flats, even after they've been used and abused they're still good to go for a bit longer until they need to be replaced :)
KatanaYukii 0
LAWL. Yeah, beelo is right.
_TONGAN_ 5
If your boyfriend had a Twix bar right after he said that then he would of prevented this FML.
Jafozza 0
You ought to compare your boyfriend's willy to a needle pointy enough to flatten tires.
AbsoluteTurtle 0
F his life then. but, he is still with you isnt he? quit crying.
fmljoiner 0
lol@ people thinking the only comeback has to be about his wiener what are you all, 6? oh wait no they're more mature..
ceejster 0
LOL! I see what you did there #6!!! *I applaud you*
priscilla_28 5
And just like a 'flat tire' you can change them. :)
nerdsgetmehot 22
#85 For a few thousand dollars.
violetsweety 26
lmao
number1playa 0
haha! flat bitches deserve it
nerdsgetmehot 22
#100 How do small-chested girls "deserve it"? It's not like women can choose their chest size unless plastic surgery is something they can afford (and even then, not everyone wants to go that extreme). You can't choose your dick size just as women don't have any control over their boob size.
macgruberiscool 0
LOL grammer nazi .xD
ActionManly 11
Just compare his dick to a dead engine ;)
Maddiiiex 1
or tell him his dick looks like a baby carrot!
SkoomaKi 27
or an overlooked noodle.
billyme 4
Huh? That doesn't make any sense.
dmin67 0
ydi for being a cougar
Artsygirl90 14
Lol! Your boyfriend is creative. You should keep him and fix your boob situation.
PeaceOutx24 0
ydi for having boobs as flat as marinus's back
FmyLinNY 0
maybe I'm hungover or something... why don't I get your joke?
danaloren 3
Ooh, yeah. Good burn. That probably took a lot of thought, didn't it? But it still didn't turn out like you had hoped..
marinus_fml 19
:-/ I don't get it either?
Doopliss01 0
YDI for having no boobs
KSk8r14 0
Now, I hope you bitch-slapped him with that tire..
hairt 4
sssss-aaa-gggggg-yyyyyyy...
morgan320 0
say his dick is as discusting as the exhaust pipe.
morgan320 0
that's another oppertunity.
terry984 0
ouch!!