Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Anonymous
Sherwood Park, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
oboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
anonymous
Havelock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Anon
San Antonio, United States
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
shopper242
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
f.a.t.
Australia
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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ActionManly 11
Just compare his dick to a dead engine ;)
KSk8r14 0
Now, I hope you bitch-slapped him with that tire..
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Comments (121)
WJCool 0
but do THESE tires go round and round??? lol
Kawaiichan42 3
They are super expensive. My mom's still paying off hers, and she got them like 7 years ago. Then she went crazy, so they're probably not too good for your mental health anyway...
howrudoin 11
sounds like some perky or possible saggin **** lol.
vanfossenjeff 0
they need to be rotated every 6,000 miles.
AaronatorTEN 0
yea go twins :D
cindybuzz 5
why is everyone assuming OP has small boobs anyway? from what i've seen, it's not smaller boobs that's go saggy and misshapen like a flat tire....
xx_constant_xx 0
what a douche
twilighthater1 0
They do have ways to fix that you know.
nerdsgetmehot 22
#111 As I've reiterated many, many times...Sure, there are ways to fix that. But only if you have a few thousand dollars.
TheTexanGuy 0
"I just thought of flat boobies and it made me mad." The Todd, Scrubs.
toibits 0
iam still going to suck those boobies..