Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
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Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML
Anonymous
Sherwood Park, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
oboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
anonymous
Havelock, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Anon
San Antonio, United States
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
shopper242
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
f.a.t.
Australia
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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ActionManly 11
Just compare his dick to a dead engine ;)
KSk8r14 0
Now, I hope you bitch-slapped him with that tire..
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Comments (121)
KristaBellaa 0
it means they're saggy..
pimpinallday 0
u finnneeee
nerdsgetmehot 22
Find someone who will actually appreciate your body! Your boyfriend doesn't sound like he respects you at all...
anonymous595 0
*** up ya eegit stop critisizin fukin dikhead:-P
casanova7 0
hahah.. then all u hv to do is compare his penis with a matchstick, it will be evened out.
Stevie_87 0
artsygirl is really hot imo
nerdsgetmehot 22
Then message her about her hotness.
pimpinallday 0
hey buddy u spelled emo wrong
fourloco 0
Flat tires can be inflated ;)
nerdsgetmehot 22
Only if you have a few thousand extra dollars.
The_good_times 0
Orrrr, she could not give a lot of money to be transformed into a superficial plastic woman and just point out to him that nobody's perfect, then kick him in the balls and walk away?
5t3ff1k4h 44
COUGH Heidi Montag COUGH
Stevie_87 0
nerds can i message you?
nerdsgetmehot 22
You can, but I can't promise that I'll give you a favorable reply. :P
boopityboppity 11
Ooh, a Québécois. I know some people from there. Edit: Interesting. This was supposed to be a reply to 42.
TheIndieStar 7
Find someone who loves you for who you are.
cathylee22 4
awwww what a jerk! it is guys like this who make girls think they need to go have plasic surgery in order to feel like they look sexy. what ever happened to liking a natural girl with real curves and hello breasts come in all shapes and sizes!!
Fraud_era 0
Thats hilarious. Sucks for you though.