By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Octiskeet 0

Ahahahahahahahahahaha. Hey, some guys have good-looking and well formed packages..I can see where someone would get "pretty".

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Sacharified 0

Could have been worse, you could have said it was 'cute'.

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Emwo 0

XD Wonder how his reaction was to that.

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pinkace 0

Lmao yeah FYL indeed! I would have loved to see the look on his face...

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average_girl 0

this is not an FML... unless he was pissed or something

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IllegalLight 0

I'm sure that had to register somewhere as the wrong word in your mind before you said it.

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kinnelonfire75 0

and? which idiot moderated this into what the public sees?

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