By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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ifyoufeelalive 0

don't worry, i basically did that too, aha.

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mattmag 0

If my girlfriend called my penis pretty, I'd find it endearing and "introduce" her to it like it's a person. Then again, I am weird. At least you squeal and say "ohh its so tiny and cute" like the girls in those annoying Burger King ads.

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totoro_fml 0

Good luck keeping that man you lesbian

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losergirl 0

hahahaa "hey, you have a penis! let me find an appropriate adjective *whips out thesaurus*" XD

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redrovaa 0

ahah i laughed out loud at this. literally like, HAHAH. thanks xD

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phpandc 0

hahahahahahahhahaa not really an FML but that made me lol really hard

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SeventhFonons 0

You should've went "it's pretty... big!" and saved yourself over it. 8D #70, what are you smoking? Seriously?

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1suckatL1fe 6

its ok, when my exgirlfriend saw a penis for the first time she said, "oOo...its like a sword!"

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grazynaanka 0

um #22 you do know **** is not a realistic way of sex between regular people right. hahaha penises are far from pretty. but i guess it doesn't matter what they look like right. lol. but at least you didn't say ewww or it's small or something. that would have def ruined the mood.

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