By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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SoWhat12 0

Ehhh I wouldn't worry about it. I didn't exactly know the right thing to say the first time I saw one either.

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abouttofly 12

#30, real life is not Wheel of Fortune. Vowels are actually free. There's no need to conserve them.

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strawberry_78 0

I'm not sure you had to say anything, you should have just started sucking it!

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timmyteo 0

Better than "Ooh, I can dress it up in my barbie clothes!".

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squeaksx24 0

Pretty? LMFAO! But uhhh not a FYL. 59 hahahaha. I was actually thinking the same thing.

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SergioFML 0

Haha, "pretty" at least you didn't say " It reminds me of my dad's" o.O

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xhunterrrr 0

#41 Lmao! Vladimir the Impaler? Epic.

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kelther 0

#30, you are not bringing sexy back.

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idontgiveone 0

#22. Thats why they have sex-ed these days, so that they wouldn't depend on porns when theyr in a real life situation (ehh having sex with someone), im sure you depend on it in everyday basis but we dont need one more of those.

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tim0391 0

Cant see the problem here at all so you said the wrong thing its not like you insulted him,

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