Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
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thelittlemissy 29
You have a immature boyfriend. You're his girlfriend, not his toy.
MurphyGallagher 18
My ex used to do that to me, a main reason he is my ex. And apparently the only reason he was with me was for the entertainment and to make himself feel smarter. Some people have a sick sense of humour. :(
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Comments (79)
Mackay92 14
You have a brain use it to make you're own decisions instead of going along with stuff he encourages you to do
valentinov 15
(With an Italian accent) "Hey, bambina! Get over here! Now, go over there! How many timez do I need to tell you?!" Everybody loves a slow minded hot girl once in a while. Don't take it personal OP
tman1985 9
Barney Stinson, is that you?
uhohjoe 5
i think this is less a moment to be angry at your boyfriend and more an opportunity to laugh at yourself. yes, your pride is hurt. but unless he's publicly embarrassing you in some way - being genuinely cruel about it - i think this is more likely to be a case of him just having some gentle fun at your expense. there's nothing wrong with that - it shows that he understands and loves everything about you, including your flaws.
cbrad05 1
As a male bimbo I find his actions reprehensible. Nah jk you dumb girl.
icepick23 12
Awwwww....that's adorably cute
spookycat32 6
Maybe you should stop being a bimbo ...
grritsshay 18
It's ok, we all have those moments girl!
MrBoredomioo 18
And then comes the magical realisation that you should dump him