Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
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thelittlemissy 29
You have a immature boyfriend. You're his girlfriend, not his toy.
MurphyGallagher 18
My ex used to do that to me, a main reason he is my ex. And apparently the only reason he was with me was for the entertainment and to make himself feel smarter. Some people have a sick sense of humour. :(
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Comments (79)
Liyuesigs 8
Apparently he succeeded.
DenBriZel 31
This is actually kinda funny! Though he could've used a different word other than "bimbo"
Kamon97 23
My ex referred to them as her blonde moments lol
bluehero 17
Calling them "bimbo moments" made me lol in class and get some strange looks
nchic01 17
blonde?
Enslaved 36
Traitor!
domolovesyoshi 33
The girl in the picture is red headed not blonde
DoctorRoche 11
Holy shit is that you? You're smoking hot
worldclassrager 39
Blond*
ChenEighty 20
No, 2 was right...
B1ackthesun 31
The word is derived from French. Blonde is the feminine, and blond is the masculine. #2 and #39 are correct.
xerbrus 14
OP is girl making 2 correct moving on
MyselfLovesI 7
Well at least you know that you're not actually stupid... everyone has bimbo moments ;)
thelittlemissy 29
You have a immature boyfriend. You're his girlfriend, not his toy.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
You never encouraged someone to do something they thought was a great idea, while you knew it'd backfire? Man, some of the funniest shit I've ever seen happened because of that. OP's boyfriend didn't force her to do anything so I don't see how that'd make you assume he treats her like a toy.
thelittlemissy 29
I don't lead people to do things that will make them feel ashamed, and then laugh at them. That's mean.
gracehi 31
I agree, thelittlemissy. I see the jackasses where I work do shit like this all the time, and I find it immature and stupid. For example, just yesterday one of my particularly stupid and immature coworkers made a swift karate chop motion towards my face as I walked through a door and laughed when I reeled back... because apparently the fact that I have reflexes is hilarious.
zsxwrsd 7
You sound like a bitch
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Humility isn't forced, it's earned. If you think something so incredibly stupid seems like a great idea, you totally deserve to deal with the fallout of your own dumb ideas.
thelittlemissy 29
The person doesn't have to think it's a great idea, just believe the friend telling him/her it's a great idea. Or the person just doesn't dare to say no to the "friends".
CallMeMcFeelii 13
That's where I agree with you, I wouldn't tell someone to do something they don't want to, but I'll certainly go along with plan headed for inevitable disaster just for kicks. And if you don't know how to say "No", grow a backbone and stop letting people use you as a welcome mat. Nothing wrong with letting someone learn their lesson the tough way, and getting a giggle out of it in the process.
thelittlemissy 29
Haha, I get your point! :) People have to learn their lessons, but I like to give them a warning first. If they don't care, go ahead I wont say anymore about their choises. ;)
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Trust me, I may be a little sadistic at times, but I'm not that cruel haha. It's probably since my friends and I always tend to do really, really stupid things haha. At least we're on the same page now.
thelittlemissy 29
You went from cruel to very likeable! :)
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Well I appreciate the compliment, haha. You seem like a good hearted girl, that's a good quality to have.
Schizomaniac 24
That'll be quite enough of that. Move along now.
flame5768 14
keep in mind that she was the one acting like a bimbo not the bf. the bf just called her out on it. would you laugh at a clown? yes, so op is like a clown: it does stupid things and the audience (her bf) laughs. i'm sure he meant no harm.
Clay_Pidgeon 11
why would you use a clown as an example? that is the worst idea ever, they are zero percent funny...
Setareh23 34
It's also good to remember though that as her boyfriend, he holds a position of trust to her. He may encourage her to do/say stupid things she has no knowledge of, and she does them not because she can't stand up for herself, but because she trusts what her boyfriend is saying. I had a very naive friend who would always get tricked into saying rude or lewd things she had no knowledge of by "friends" who wanted a good laugh.
Setareh23 34
Not saying that what you guys have mentioned is wrong. For all we know, she might just easily fall under peer pressure. I just wanted to add another possibility :)
thelittlemissy 29
#65, it's good to keep in mind that the girlfriend isn't hired by her boyfriend to make him laugh. Her partner should lift her up to the skys, not make her feel stupid. :)
XEnvy 7
yet if a woman did that to a male it would be accapetable? your heads in your butt pull it out. just because a guy does that, doesn't mean a girl wouldn't. grow up
thelittlemissy 29
#73 never said anything about it being okey for women to do that to their boyfriends. :)
XEnvy 7
Look at your comment then talk to me about what you did or didn't say. #74
junkman6 22
At least you make your boyfriend happy, even when you're being dumb.
Grauncho 27
Break up with him and see how hilarious he thinks that is.
MurphyGallagher 18
My ex used to do that to me, a main reason he is my ex. And apparently the only reason he was with me was for the entertainment and to make himself feel smarter. Some people have a sick sense of humour. :(
thatkidmal 15
Oh that's cute..... jk that's actually really pathetic. He shouldn't be using you like that.
Goblin182 26
Hey, we all do, OP.
xblaine 17
He shouldn't treat you like that it's not elementary school.
ChenEighty 20
So doing that in elementary school is okay to you..?
Majexs 2
Yes, lol. If I didn't learn in Elementary School not to listen to some punk daring me to do something stupid, just because it sounded cool, I'd have probably died in high school. It's how we learn.
xReDMemory 28
Whether or not the person being manipulated needs to learn a lesson about trusting others' words so easily,it's never okay to manipulate someone.