Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend emailed me this morning to let me know that he had forwarded the joke that I had sent to him to all of his workmates and friends. He was quickly given the heads-up by one of his friends that all of our intimate emails from the day were also included. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
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thelittlemissy 29
You have a immature boyfriend. You're his girlfriend, not his toy.
MurphyGallagher 18
My ex used to do that to me, a main reason he is my ex. And apparently the only reason he was with me was for the entertainment and to make himself feel smarter. Some people have a sick sense of humour. :(
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ChenEighty 20
Next time make it a point to have something he "encourages" you to do backfire. Like, *accidentally* trip an drop a bowl of something on him.
weveallbeenthere 30
Lol. typical guy. we all do that to a degree.
ChenEighty 20
Speak for yourself? I don't like making fools out of people as a hobby, personally.
rocker_chick105 31
My boyfriend and I joke and tease, but he never calls them "bimbo moments."
HowieDoIt 21
I agree, although it's usually a group of guys. One will say, "Hey you should do this" and someone does it. Doing it to your girlfriend, however, seems rude since she apparently didn't know he was doing that.
weveallbeenthere 30
we do it as a group of friends. not to make fools out of one person. I apparently have goofier friends than most.
SS99_fml 20
"Subtly" give him the hint you want to break up and by subtly, I mean say "I want to break up"
Enslaved 36
"I'm not here for your entertainment You don't really want to mess with me tonight"
kurodansei 16
So.... don't let him. You can think for yourself can't you.
SkyGuy32 17
Just subtly get revenge.
skittyskatbrat 19
Hmm. Well, time to pull out the stereotypical manipulative girl shit. It should end with something along the lines of "I didn't really want a hot fudge sundae at 9 pm. I just wanted to see if I could make you go get it." Also good; "I didn't really need you to hold my purse. I just wanted to see if I could make you. Oh, and that's not my purse, I pulled it off the sale rack behind you." If calling him on his crappiness doesn't work, might be time to do a bit of turn-about-is-fair-play. And catch it on video for youtube.
sarcasticlover 30
he wants to dumb you down so that he feels smarter!!
dRUMsKELETON 12
people that do things like that have some sort of superiority complex. I've had an ex boyfriend try to encourage me into "bimbo moments", but I realized that people that knowingly encourage bad decisions had no place in my life. by all means, i'm not saying you should break up with him, we don't know the entire story or to what level of "bimbo" he tries to get you to, but in my case it was a no go. Fun is fun, but if it isn't any fun for you and he knows it, might want to consider some things and talk to him about it. good luck :)
kinky44 28
They have inferiority complexes. They feel inferior so they drag people down to feel better.
dRUMsKELETON 12
superiority complexes refer to the phenomenon of covering ones feelings of inferiority by behaving superior to others. against common belief, inferiority complexes lead to a lack of belief in oneself, people with this hate on themselves and aren't known to bring others down to feel better about themselves.
MomentoMori 23
Wow, that's really rude. I'm sorry. I hope he realizes that he's being immature.
xerbrus 14
Oh I realized how immature ive been and I'm going to change my ways said no honest person ever