By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
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Skiddywompus 0

The ****? How dare you steal their milk duds!

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Hellisforthedead 2

Sir. Milk Duds are serious business, sir.

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Aragno_fml 5

Throw up on the floor. They'll get their milk duds back and will propably repay you!

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delfino1604 24

you so deserve it for stealing them damn milk duds lmao

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juston_p 1

Those better have been some crack coated milk duds!

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danbaseballfan 0

That shit just got serious! With milk duds

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perdix 29

If your love of Milk Duds is anything like mine of Good n' Plentys, you got off cheap! I've probably stolen millions of dollars worth of those crunchy licorice things!

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JPLovesAnimals 4

Milk duds are malt balls(no pun Intended) not licorice.

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TraceCase_ 19

44, no, they are not. Those are whoppers. Anyway, no one was trying to say milk duds were licorice either.

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perdix 29

#44, you're completely wrong, and I was just making an analogy to the OP's love of Milk Duds to mine of Good n' Plentys. I know what Milk Duds are. Nevertheless, I think malted milk is sorely underutilized as a component in candy. Caramel and nougat are OK, but the crunchy, gritty texture and flavor of malted milk should be a lot more widely used.

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simpleplan239999 1

Lmfao... You guys are arguing about candy. I mean think about it...

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silversonic75 6

Milk Duds? That's just ridiculous. You should buy some and eat them as they watch, wishing they could have one. Ask if they want one. And when they say yes, tell them that each one you give them will cost them $10. Repeat this and eventually you'll get all the money back in no time.

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rattusrattus 18

EXCELLENT! Now I can be justified in stealing £1000s from my mother for all the chocolate of mine she has eaten. Except I wont, because I'm not a crazy person.

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vegeta922 2

So now feel free to take something worth $584 from them.

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