By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML
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Skiddywompus 0

The ****? How dare you steal their milk duds!

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HeyImJuli 3

Call the cops, we hav a real burglary here *sarcasm*

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ImmortalRiot 1

Yeah, how would you like it if someone stole 600 bucks from you? Jackass.

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incrapper 7

I would have punched her husband dead in the face then taken more milk duds

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yadisingh 5

What about the money?

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Bethhh13 1

If someone stole my candy I'd be upset too!!

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iianalove987 7

Same, but not at the same level as her aunt and uncle. :o

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duckman9 55

the question is: would you be $500 angry, or more like kiss-and-make-up angry? coz there's a big difference...

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CoverBoy 14

Ever seen the naked Milk duds advertisement? That's some serious stuff.

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hannahmorgan06 7

milk duds are freaking awesome. you totally deserved it. hahahah :)

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hannahmorgan06 7

take a joke, dude.

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