Money: Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving...

By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, my aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Their reasoning? I stole things. When I asked what I'd stolen, my aunt looked me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

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By DeathPopStar666 - 19/08/2019 14:00

Today, my grandma calls me, accusing me of theft. I was home all day and watching Orange Is The New Black. When I asked what I stole, she said her car keys. I don’t even have my license. I told her to look in her purse. She found them. FML

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By BrokeAndHungry - 24/07/2016 17:05 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I was so ashamed of being broke that instead of asking my parents for money, I snuck into their house while they were at work to steal some of their food. FML

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By gonebabygone - 27/08/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML

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By skiergal98 - 18/08/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML

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By Mommabear - 15/06/2018 01:30

Today, I caught my husband's crazy aunt attempting to steal from my daughter's piggy bank. When I confronted her, she tried to defend herself by saying, "She's 2 months-old, she doesn't need the money!" FML

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By Timmy - 26/01/2009 13:28 - France

Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML

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By sisisathief - 28/05/2017 08:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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By Amanda - 19/11/2010 05:14

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

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By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

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Skiddywompus 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:56

The ****? How dare you steal their milk duds!

Denikk 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:55

What a lovely family...

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nood_fml 0

Friday 26 August 2011 1:37

Call the cops. They stoke your stuff, it doesn't matter if they are your family.

Penguin07 0

Friday 26 August 2011 2:07

Wow... That's just bullshit. Feel sorry for you.

LightUpThaJay 3

Friday 26 August 2011 3:54

LMAO! I LITERALLY laughed my ass off.

TrollinYourMom14 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 3:40

You Deserve It for liking retarded, pretend chocolate that tastes like my pubes.

the7thchild 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:37

sorry bout that. so you stole milk duds not worth 584 dollars

anonymous3264 1

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:43

this should be a milk duds commercial.

love2partynick 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 0:50

lmao, wooow hahahahahaha

xkristinannx 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 20:27

Were they at least good milk duds?

SittingInTheSky 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:29

Don't call me dumb, what is a milk dud? i live in england, does that change anything?

amisenho 11

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:07

It's a marble-sized, chocolate-covered caramel candy.

SittingInTheSky 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 20:31

lol fail though

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