Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
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Ohthatsnasty 17
FYL OP. You were just using your natural parental instincts, although it sounds like your wife has none.
emilyyy_maryyy 14
Gee OP. That's gotta be rough. I just hope for the sake of your family that everyone is ok and not hurt. Hopefully your wife will get over it.
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Comments (93)
outoftown 26
Parental instinct vs. responsibility as driver and husband: instinct won. Hope you're all ok.
PainOfDemise 11
What are the odds?
jefrey 9
well guys, NOTICE he says my daughter, didn't say our daughter..
Xotoolyxo 16
I'm surprised she wasn't as equally concerned about your daughter. Don't let her get to you, you're a good parent.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
bit harsh!! I'd go with ******** instead.
Snoopy1 3
Your a good dad for checking on your daughter first I wish my dad would do that for me
Psufans 7
Hopefully u don't have to pay for both insurance claims
emily_in_reverse 6
your wife is a b*tch
assistantrachel 2
You are a good dad and your wife is a bitch.
thatKellykid 12
Ohhh wow. Hope everyone was ok. You did the right thing.