Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
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Ohthatsnasty 17
FYL OP. You were just using your natural parental instincts, although it sounds like your wife has none.
emilyyy_maryyy 14
Gee OP. That's gotta be rough. I just hope for the sake of your family that everyone is ok and not hurt. Hopefully your wife will get over it.
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Comments (93)
meepmerp 20
Punch you wife in the face!!!
notapotato 12
That must really suck OP,but still you didn't know who was in that car and you should of told your wife if she was at least ok but still i mean it wasn't your fault and it was a good idea to check on the other person because they could've gotten a concussion.I hope you and your family members who wee with you we're ok rather than in the hospital OP.
Shade1982 20
How can you not know who was in the other car? I can tell you you get pretty close to each other in an accident and you can very easily see the other driver...
jamaicanme 3
So let her be mad. Tell her she's on probation from the D!!! That'll teach her lol
TourettesGuyFTW 25
Fine. She's a ****. If I ever see her I'll say to her, "C U Next Tuesday"!
brandoneyez1 25
What are the odds.. Sorry op
bfombl 0
Dump your selfish bitch of a wife.
lb_79 4
It says "my" daughter so it probably isn't the wife's daughter! Maybe she doesn't have kids so doesn't have a maternal instinct, maybe she doesn't like his daughter or maybe she would actually just like to be put first and asked if she was ok? Surely that's not too much to ask from a husband.......??
ninety 25
I can see where both OP and his wife are coming from. And for those calling the wife a bitch, how would you like to be left forgotten in a car wreck, especially if it may have been your side of the car that was hit?
gigabyte898 7
If you check on the wife first, she'll yell at out for not checking on your daughter first. If you check on your daughter first, your wife will yell at you for not checking on her first. I'm sorry OP, but you just can't win
Knox_Murderz 6
You can't win that round. Wife vs. Daughter