Miscellaneous: Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk....

By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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Tippi Hedren strikes back

By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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Tasty

By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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You're welcome

By Melanie - 07/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I felt like surprising my coworkers by bringing donuts. Feeling generous, I got a dozen from the most reputable bakery in town. On my way to the office, I tripped, and the box flew open, scattering donuts everywhere. A group of pigeons swooped in and devoured them before I could recover. I spent $30 on pigeon breakfast. FML

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By dont_shit_where_i_eat - 29/08/2017 23:15

Today, during the few free minutes I had while rushing between meetings, I grabbed a plain slice of pizza to go. I stepped outside, ready to eat and walk, when a friendly pigeon flew overhead and added a "free topping" to my slice. FML

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Alas, poor Donald

By Hit and Run - 13/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML

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Surprise strike

By Anonymous - 28/06/2020 20:02

Today, as I was walking home with dinner, a pigeon pooped on my leg like a dive bomb. My hands were full carrying the food, so I had to walk the rest of the way with a smear on my jeans that everyone knew what it was. FML

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papertigers_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:22

a truck? on the street? what are the chances?! it's not your fault, you couldn't possibly have known.

ijaywalk 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 12:21

Best FML ever. Now hunt down the survivors! YDI for awesomeness, coz your life totally doesn't suck.

Comments

nypd613 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:55

PETA would be all over your ass about this. wouldn't it be great if the leaders of PETA died the same way those birds did? asshole bunch of people

unable_heart 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:07

What? Run after a fry and get hit by a truck?

kubagami 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:57

LOL that is f'n HILARIOUS and really messed up! lol

Waffles41687 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 15:58

Im sure the truck driver would have to use this as a FML. It could go, "Today, someone threw a fry in the street and a bunch of birds chased after it. End result is that I now have to clean pigeon guts out of my grill. FML" lol XD

305alive 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:02

you are clearly a ****** ****. Aja grossest thing in the universe

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:08

You are a credit to the team. Now if you could kill some more that would be great.

3arl 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:16

doesn't make sense u said u threw it to a couple pigeons which is two an then u say four survived wth?!?!

Juggababy33 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:24

He said that there was a flock of pigeons around the fry; when he threw the fry a flock came..

damnrosi 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:19

you're such a jerk! Yeah, thats smart, lets just kill the poor birds, you may not like them, but hell, I'll bet there's a lot of people that don't like you! Do they kill you just because you're annoying?? No. And how do you know that they all died at once? some could have just been severly injured and died painfully and slowly (and don't give me any of this crap about animals don't feel pain, they do.) And point 2: you could have caused an accident! If someone had come along and swerved when they saw the flock of pidgeons in the road, there could have been a serious accident. Which means (for those of you that have no respect for an animals life) a persons life could have been destroyed because of the OP's idiocy. Not eff your life OP, eff ours for having to share the world with bastards like you.

Theos_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 17:32

Note the wording-this was accidental, don't try to pretend you're a better person by throwing insults at every accident.

damnrosi 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:10

Note- it is not accidental when you throw something into a road (unless you are so incredibly stupid that you don't realize that vehicles drive there), crossing the road and accidently dropping one is one thing, purposely throwing one into the road is different.

Holybatman 16

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:37

It was accidental. The OP threw a french fry away from himself, and it happened to land on the street. Natural selection did the rest, because the birds would have had plenty of time to get away from the truck, considering it wasn't on the highway. It is an FML, because the OP felt bad for the deaths of the pigeons, but also an F Our L for having to share the world with people like #78.