By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
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Same thing different taste

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a truck? on the street? what are the chances?! it's not your fault, you couldn't possibly have known.

Best FML ever. Now hunt down the survivors! YDI for awesomeness, coz your life totally doesn't suck.

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BennyShawn 0

I don't have much against pigeons, but I kind of hope someone illustrates this one. :] Don't feel too bad, OP. At least you got them to leave you alone, right?

girlwhoactshigh 0

awwww one of those pigeons had a wife and kids DX Another was gonna get hitched DX and the rest were starving to death DX and the four that survided will never eat frenchfries AGAIN EVER cuz if you DX i hope you feel aweful XP nah its not your faul- well kind of it is but you might have not see- no you could have seen the truck. Poor truck driver now has pigeon guts and bones and blood all over the tires DX he/she must be sad or just pissed at birds

Pigeons are just sky rats anyway. Good riddance.

Nice L4D pic. I also agree with what you say. How is this a FML?

Don_fml 0

Hahahahaha!!! That's awesome! I'm going to have to try that. How's this an FML again? *scratching head*

NOT a FML!! It's a GREAT 'trick' to get rid of pigeons! THANKS for sharing it with us so we can all do our part to get rid of nasty p-rats! I can't wait to try it.

This is not an FML YAY 4 DEAD PIGEONS I H8 THE DARN THINGS, they are rats

This isn't an FML, it's more like the coolest thing I've ever heard of (today).

Aw, that's totally sad. And I will say to those who are claiming that they are dirty pests, stupid, or "rats with wings," I've got a sweet pigeon that I raised that's more clever than many people I know :) Get to know a pigeon before you rag on them. Besides, they clean up the messes that filthy people leave behind.

I giggled like a fool. Nice one, OP. Next time, try throwing behind you, or on someone else.