By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
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Same thing different taste

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a truck? on the street? what are the chances?! it's not your fault, you couldn't possibly have known.

Best FML ever. Now hunt down the survivors! YDI for awesomeness, coz your life totally doesn't suck.

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Juggababy33 0

i don't think he meant to kill them on purpose, that's why it's an FML. He probably just threw it where ever & then he felt really bad about it.

@ ayashe. First, learn to spell. How do you "through food into the streets"? Second, you must be a wanna be PETA member, hmm? And I hate people who go and try to put the blame on us for the stupidest things, like making pigeons diseased? Get a life. Or at least a hobby if getting a life is too hard. And finally, I would like to ask everyone to join the group PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals). Thank you.

medusachic666 0

Awwwwww!!! Sadness. :( I hope you've learned your lesson about luring poor stupid birds into the street after food. Just throw it behind you on the sidewalk. They're so cute and fluffy, they don't deserve to die. :'(

That's AWESOME!!!! Could u try that with crows, please? I give u the flying rat killer award of the day :)!!!!!! Congrats!

Egotistical 0

Did a bird fly up and hit the drivers window blocking his view and causing a collision???

YDI for listening to Clay Aiken while you threw that french fry.

thelonelylurker 0