Today, I was complaining to my roommate that I never get asked out. Then, at work, a mentally challenged man left me his phone number on his pay ticket. Well, I guess I can't complain about never getting asked out. FML
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Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
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Top comments
AngryNinja 1
poor man. he probably doesn't realize he's different. don't bitch about it, i feel bad for him. :(
24788 6
Creepy older man would of been worst.
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Comments (142)
AmberBerry 0
aww cute (: sounds like a nice guy :D lucky bitch why don't I get asked out ...
babiicakess 0
no wonder nobody asks you out. you might be a bitch if you come on fml to complain about a mentally challenged guy asking you out. poor guy. /: sounds like you don't desurve him anyway. FHL.
tomahawkinyouall 0
Forrest Gump was awesome!
AlcaSMT 0
1 <3
smileanyway 0
That's so cute. But it's small minded people like you that are keeping this worlds barriers up and not accepting differences. Sorry Im sure your a nice person and all but he deserves to be loved to. <3 have a nice day
16YearOldDylan 0
What's wrong with mental people. Your acting like you know them and they're not nice or something.
Hiropon 0
Men are like parking spaces. The good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Mehh.
nutcrackers 2
↑ I like this one
blazingman311 1
So? Im merntarry;ly chalololoenged anjd igm a veally nicere personnnnnnnn
mzhonesty 0
Don't be mean to mentally challenged people. That was very sweet of him to do.
Jrook 0
so a republican asked you out?
alexisthename 0
I see what you did der, fella. That was my George W. Bush impression.
urlifeiseffed 0
just cuz he's mentally challenged doesn't mean he has poor taste in women
Boddmon 0
He probably does in this instance.