Today, I was complaining to my roommate that I never get asked out. Then, at work, a mentally challenged man left me his phone number on his pay ticket. Well, I guess I can't complain about never getting asked out. FML
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Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
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AngryNinja 1
poor man. he probably doesn't realize he's different. don't bitch about it, i feel bad for him. :(
24788 6
Creepy older man would of been worst.
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Comments (142)
AngryNinja 1
poor man. he probably doesn't realize he's different. don't bitch about it, i feel bad for him. :(
iSwag 0
what's this?! AngryNinja showing sympathy? WTF is going on?
honestlove11 0
Well most of the the time they realize they are different. And they are happy the way they are :] They don't see themselves as mentally challenged. Just different. My boyfriend's brother has severe autism. I love him. :] I think he gets frustrated sometimes though..but everyone does. :]
LTMcleod 0
angry ninja, your sympathy is rude and a disgrace. I doubt he wants your pity and loves himself the way he is. stop being a bitch
georgiinaa 0
LTM, you stop being the bitch..he was showing sympothy my god..stfu.
Tyler_is_sexy 0
Lol aw how cute :p
expen_dable 0
lets wait and see how many sad people get excited at the chance to correct the spelling error in this FML. some people grow up to become doctors, lawyers, astronauts and mathematicians. some people go out and join the Peace Corps, help the world and make a difference. and some sit alone in a dark room, stuck to a computer, posting comments on a website where perfect grammar and spelling are unimportant. it's easy to look smart on the internet, where Google, dictionaries and thesauruses are only a click away. I guess if you think you are smart but actually aren't in real life, you come to the internet.
Cristaderzi 0
Sooooo very true!
CallMeHush 0
... and some people comment about them. hmmmm
mrjohnz 0
and she spelled it right, asshat.
iSwag 0
I agree with #5 in addition to #13 and #52
wooow_sucks_for_ 0
Huh. usually she'd be all over this.
Norwegian_Wood 4
Oh, or you know, there /is/ this thing called spare time. Some people who are out there making a difference, also have spare time. Just a thought...
pendulum2012 0
if you take the time to be one of the first comments on almost every FML then you probably aren't out doing great or useful things in the world
Batman4890 0
while i totally agree with u; u cant do the jumbling up the word thing and still understanding it with a 2 letter word, cos the first and the last letter have 2 be the same
ButtNekked 0
******* OWNED! sorry I felt the need to comment.
dg72592_fml 0
tremendous message #5 you are a champion. that shit is so annoying
milkshakesrule 0
That is sweet.
Lozza111 0
well said. tbh I didnt even notice it utill u pointed it out. haha iv always hated English anyways
rogerdodger777 0
latin us better.
markisunder0ath 0
I think he was telling you that if you weren't retarded you would get asked out more, it's a pity date and the man is a saint.
flippyyfeatherr 0
umm.. be grateful?? that at least you got aske out once LMAO
lickmyjock 0
Yeah the real funny thing is that the dude is probably still out of her league.
elvgar 0
haha thts funnier than the fml
lickmyjock 0
I don't get why this is an fml. I mean really. Retarded people jokes aside, they're still people it's a pretty nice thing that a person took a liking to you, and actually took the time to hit on you.
oogyboogy 6
lickmyjocks not even popular enough on fml to refer to him
nmsm 1
pendatic you changed ur avy. it's usually a different sign, but now I actually have to read your username to know it's you
LauraTheKiwi 0
pendantic, are the people in your picture doing the YMCA with the painting? ;D
Yarixa 0
did you know that some guys pretend to be like that to get the girl? my brother does it all the time and he always gets one. so there was a chance that he wasn't really mentally challenged
Vitamin_C 0
So your brother scores with chicks who have a Rainman fetish? Sexy...
Snow_Daisy 7
def-def-definately...
24788 6
Creepy older man would of been worst.
Boddmon 0
Worse