loveless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML
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TheComedyAudio
Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML
LD619
United States
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Voice29
United States
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
fmylovelife
United States
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
sostupid
United States
Today, my friend and I drove three hours to attend a U2 concert. We had been psyched about the tickets for weeks because they were awesome seats (my early Christmas present). After a long drive, we get to the venue and I realize in horror that I left tickets at home, on my desk, three hours away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
MollyMoodle7
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
feeling fed up
Dundee, United Kingdom
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
fuckyou
🌶️ Spicy
Opportunity knocks
Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML
Anonymous
Chagrin Falls, United States
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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diet_otaku 0
seriously. if you want sex just ask for it. girls are not obligated to respond to gifts with sexual favors.
jchansfan 0
LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)
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drm316 0
Dude, in all honesty you should wait until you take her there... if things go how they should (which is the way you're hoping they do) she should get "rowdy" at the concert. I've seen it in every concert i've been to, girls getting all crazy dancing on the concerts and when you see them YOU KNOW that when they get home they're gonna be doing you know what listening to you know what...
Schumy0724 4
U2 SUCKS
snavula 0
Indeed. Probably why he didn't get laid. Bono is so evil that for you to have gotten those tickets, AT LEAST 32 kittens were drowned.
Bloodknight 22
Who approved this?
redbluegreen 40
Someone who enjoys the giggles maybe.
PhillyEagles 0
oh you think so cool showing your self with an iPhone and a half emptied bottle of your dads beer. I hate people trying to act "cool".
KINGMARIO_fml 0
BREAK UP WITH HER
Megadeth_fml 0
Get Her Tickets And Backstage Passes To Megadeth I Guarantee She Will Get Some Action But Not With You
DrunkenValor 0
Good lord, one of the worst FML's I've read in a while, you're willingly going to see U2? And you're not getting laid either? Are you masochistic?
UWBeautyQueen12 0
It's always about getting laid huh? :( grow up
JulzKay 0
Hey, could be worse. You could've bought her the U2 tickets and she could've taken SOMEONE ELSE who'd get action from her. o_O
FoundManyLemons 0
How long have you two been dating? Chill the hell out, keep some condoms on hand (not in your wallet), and wait until after the concert (it's gotta be at least a month away, right? U2 would sell out quickly). If you get nothing after that (head at least) maybe start to worry. I mean, if at, oh say, two months, if you're both over 18 and still not having sex, either it's a religious/psychological thing, or she's just not that into you.
bug56 0
OH I BOUGHT YOU TICKETS AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH ME? WHAT KIND OF BITCH ARE YOU? Seriously? I hope you never get laid. Retard.