loveless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML
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TheComedyAudio
Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML
LD619
United States
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
Voice29
United States
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
fmylovelife
United States
Today, I surprised my girlfriend with roses. She surprised me by getting back together with her ex. FML
sostupid
United States
Today, my friend and I drove three hours to attend a U2 concert. We had been psyched about the tickets for weeks because they were awesome seats (my early Christmas present). After a long drive, we get to the venue and I realize in horror that I left tickets at home, on my desk, three hours away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was going to surprise my boyfriend at his family birthday celebration with a $2,000 trip he's always wanted, Ireland. Right before my gift, he had opened his mother's gift, an envelope containing a plane ticket. Guess where it was going? FML
MollyMoodle7
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
feeling fed up
Dundee, United Kingdom
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
fuckyou
🌶️ Spicy
Opportunity knocks
Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML
Anonymous
Chagrin Falls, United States
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
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diet_otaku 0
seriously. if you want sex just ask for it. girls are not obligated to respond to gifts with sexual favors.
jchansfan 0
LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)
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greendaygirl112 0
for all u crazies and U2 haters: U2 is awsome! they can actually sing unlike some of the modern stars(katy Perry, lady gaga, Jonas brothers, Taylor swift) the only good somewhat modern bands out there are greenday fall out boy and cold play. U2 is the best!
dialpforpleasure 0
OK OK, negating the fact that U2 sucks, why was this a guarantee in your mind? Does she love U2? Did she tell you that she would do anything for those tickets? Or are you just the type of presumptuous dumbass that thinks just because you and an overwhelming majority of people like something, that your girlfriend will too? If that's the case, how about you take the time to get to know your girlfriend before cramming your opinions down other people's throats. Maybe if you knew her a little better, you'd know she's not the type of **** to just give it up for concert tickets in the first place.
joangar 0
be grateful you have a girl who's worthwhile doesnt just give herself up to any pricks who'll buy her concert tickets instead of a ***** who's easy to get into bed because if she's easy for you, chances are you weren't the only one shes easy to
rhoadsfan21 0
yeah, maybe its bc U2 sucks take her to a KISS concert next time. guaranteed to make her horny. just dont be surprised if she calls you gene or paul during
stubby84 0
its u2....whatcha expect? lol
HippoLesb 3
you won't get any from u2. try something more hard, know what i mean?
matchstick1029 3
bfd you dont go to a concert to get laid you go for fun wheres the romance in a billion ppl screaming the lyrics to there favorite songs, maybe you'll get laid later because your girlfriend will be to deaf to here the BS spewing from your mouth...to harsh sorry
zerosk8ter999 0
yea that was ur problem right there u went to a u2 concert lol. at least take her to someone worth seeing hahahaha
timhonch 0
u2 sucks
skylarbee 8
maybe shes using you? or maybe she's figuring out shit and doesn't want to rush things? for all we know you coulda met her last month.