Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
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Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML
Today, I moved my kids and myself into my parents' house. My soon to be ex-husband keeps calling me from different numbers, crying for me to take him back. The sorry bastard kissed his best friend instead of me at midnight on New Year's Day because I was attending to my son who was afraid of fireworks. FML
Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband allowed several of his family members to move in without even asking me. His parents are in the spare room, his brother and wife are in my den and they expect me to make my daughter share her bed with two older cousins. I’m ready to take the kids and leave. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, my mom came to me, hysterically crying that her boyfriend had hit and choked her. I’d feel bad for her except he’s my ex who also beat me, yet when I turned to my mother for help she decided to take him in instead and get pregnant with his kid. What goes around comes around bitch! FML
Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML
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kelardy 11
... his girlfriend is Underage And Pregnant? And you've Not called the cops on his ass for having sex with a minor? You wouldn't have to deal with him anymore once he's in jail for statutory rape.
laurenemilyy 17
He sounds pathetic OP. Kick them both out until he grows a pair. Best of luck.
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laurellkawes 31
Kick them both out because if someone calls the cops, you could end up in jail also and get your son taken away.
SkyBlueCloud 21
Hmmm you should call the cops!!! And maybe social services and drop the girl off at a shelter! She is NOT your responsibility. What are you going to do? Forgive your husband and let this teenager and her baby live with you? Your going to mother 2 kids now? One that your husband is *******! Give your head a shake women.
mattrd_fml 31
No sympthy from me. You allowed this to happen. ydi
joshklander 11
OP, look up the word "stupid" in the dictionary and it will show a picture of you! Seriously though, why in the hell would you do this?
genshift 8
Underage and pregnant? That's absolutely abhorrent! You seem like a good person, but there is a limit. You need to tell them both to hit the bricks. Just my two cents.
bobslawnservice 16
Not a pushover - just a decent human being.
Witchylady 17
What is wrong with you. Kick them both out. Or make them sleep on the couch. You need to step up and throw them out or store them somewhere else like in the garden shed. YDI
MicKeyMon 10
If there weren't children involved, I'd say this just sucks. however, do you really want to convince your son this is all normal. whether you realize or not, he's looking to you to for social cues. he needs to learn how to properly treat a spouse and people who are underage so he doesn't follow in his father's footsteps. and if that girl really is underage, something needs to be done about that.
harleyivy 7
Kick him out of the house and tell the girl she has a week to find a place to live. A pregnant girl shouldn't be out on the streets.
HollyQuinn 21
Love, seriously. If she's actually underage and not just very young, then that is so wrong, not to mention illegal. Also, grow a pair and lay down the law. You're even letting them sleep in YOUR bed. Come on.