Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
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Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML
Today, I moved my kids and myself into my parents' house. My soon to be ex-husband keeps calling me from different numbers, crying for me to take him back. The sorry bastard kissed his best friend instead of me at midnight on New Year's Day because I was attending to my son who was afraid of fireworks. FML
Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband allowed several of his family members to move in without even asking me. His parents are in the spare room, his brother and wife are in my den and they expect me to make my daughter share her bed with two older cousins. I’m ready to take the kids and leave. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, my mom came to me, hysterically crying that her boyfriend had hit and choked her. I’d feel bad for her except he’s my ex who also beat me, yet when I turned to my mother for help she decided to take him in instead and get pregnant with his kid. What goes around comes around bitch! FML
Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML
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kelardy 11
... his girlfriend is Underage And Pregnant? And you've Not called the cops on his ass for having sex with a minor? You wouldn't have to deal with him anymore once he's in jail for statutory rape.
laurenemilyy 17
He sounds pathetic OP. Kick them both out until he grows a pair. Best of luck.
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rldostie 19
Never mind. Comment edited after OPs comments.
interesting33 36
Wow OP thanks for the update. I'm glad everything worked out. I guess the thing that I first thought of was that the pregnant girlfriend should not be sleeping on the streets so that was a priority for the next few nights, as well as your state of mind and privacy. But I;m an armchair fml-typer, it sounds like a horrible situation. Glad it worked out.
SamSwebb 24
Strap on a pair. Wow...
justanormalone 16
Well, make them pay their share of rent or bills until they get out. I advice you to call the cops on that nugatory husband and file a divorce. Hell, instead of bonding with his son or whatnot, he goes and screws underage girls.
aliciousness116 16
No offence to the OP but if it was 8 years ago, why is she posting the FML as a current situation. Although, I wish you the very best for the future, and I'm glad after reading your note that you've found someone amazing. I now believe everyone has hope. :)
Kukironosuke 16
Fml demands the "today," opening to all stories
brownsugarxo 15
nice example you're setting for your son
nemcali 34
Give her a break. She was 19 yo and naive. Since then she learned and grew a pair so that's a happy ending
nmrhog 15
You so deserve it. Grow a spine and call the cops
corky1992 33
Sounds like you need to start standing up for yourself.
lemonlaide 9
I would kick him out and let her stay personally. Then I would turn him in for rape of this poor girl. Then I would file for divorce. You want to teach your son the lesson of compassion but go to far and it can be that you're teaching him to be a pushover instead. You need to explain to your son the situation too.
ScarlettVixen_fml 5
One way you can steel your spine in situations like these is perhaps think about how this could adversely affect your son. What kind of example is that setting for him? Hope you straighten things out, OP