Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
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Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML
Today, I moved my kids and myself into my parents' house. My soon to be ex-husband keeps calling me from different numbers, crying for me to take him back. The sorry bastard kissed his best friend instead of me at midnight on New Year's Day because I was attending to my son who was afraid of fireworks. FML
Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband allowed several of his family members to move in without even asking me. His parents are in the spare room, his brother and wife are in my den and they expect me to make my daughter share her bed with two older cousins. I’m ready to take the kids and leave. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, my mom came to me, hysterically crying that her boyfriend had hit and choked her. I’d feel bad for her except he’s my ex who also beat me, yet when I turned to my mother for help she decided to take him in instead and get pregnant with his kid. What goes around comes around bitch! FML
Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML
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kelardy 11
... his girlfriend is Underage And Pregnant? And you've Not called the cops on his ass for having sex with a minor? You wouldn't have to deal with him anymore once he's in jail for statutory rape.
laurenemilyy 17
He sounds pathetic OP. Kick them both out until he grows a pair. Best of luck.
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Comments (106)
lovelybones37 20
Good for you for not leaving a scared and pregnant young girl to fend for herself, but as for him, you and your son both deserve better
booterus 20
This one's on you, OP. Kick them out and move on with your life!! You're so much better without him, and there's no telling how this situation is affecting your kid.
Supernatural1234 16
What in the hell?!?!? Your letting the UNDERAGE PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND in your house? In your bed? And you havent even thought of calling the cops on your husband. You could kick the girlfriends ass if she wasnt pregnant but i guess thats out of the question. You let alot of shit get by. I'd of already called the cops!
Cenobyte 10
NO! What are you doing? I know its hard and you don't want to be nasty, but this is going too far. Tell them to leave. You have to have more respect for yourself than that.
Moerighan 23
Good job, next you'll be on the street while they live in your house and drive around in your car.
pancakessdsjsn 17
Wtf stand up for yourself
MrsHoffman 11
WTF? Are you insane? Throw the idiot and his girlfriend out and report the douchebag for having sex with a minor! Your kind to take the girl in but why is she your problem, she is her parents problem? This is not going to end well if you remain a pushover!
kitteh90 14
Instead of just admitting you're a pushover, you should DO something! At the very least you should turn him in to the police.
isuckwithnames 22
How underage is she? Is she illegal underage or just not an adult underage? Because in most states the age of consent is 16. Either way it's a massive dick move, and legal action should be investigated as an option. And I would suggest talking with the parents of the mistress about her living in your house. Then when all that is taking care of file for divorce, you basically have him by the metaphorical balls. And in the end there won't be a good outcome of this, less shit outcomes but not necessarily good.
vikky538 28
Kick his add out and call the cops