Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
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Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML
Today, I moved my kids and myself into my parents' house. My soon to be ex-husband keeps calling me from different numbers, crying for me to take him back. The sorry bastard kissed his best friend instead of me at midnight on New Year's Day because I was attending to my son who was afraid of fireworks. FML
Today, my son got in an argument with my boyfriend, packed up his stuff, and moved in with his dad. Not five minutes later I saw my boyfriend doing his stupid happy dance. When angrily confronted, he admitted he orchestrated every argument for months until he got the result he wanted, my son gone. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML
Today, I came home to find my husband allowed several of his family members to move in without even asking me. His parents are in the spare room, his brother and wife are in my den and they expect me to make my daughter share her bed with two older cousins. I’m ready to take the kids and leave. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, my mom came to me, hysterically crying that her boyfriend had hit and choked her. I’d feel bad for her except he’s my ex who also beat me, yet when I turned to my mother for help she decided to take him in instead and get pregnant with his kid. What goes around comes around bitch! FML
Today, it's only been two months since my daughter has owned her home and now she wants to move back to my house because she lost her job and can’t afford the mortgage, plus she got pregnant off a one-night stand and needs my help with the baby. Bang goes my plans for a quiet retirement. FML
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kelardy 11
... his girlfriend is Underage And Pregnant? And you've Not called the cops on his ass for having sex with a minor? You wouldn't have to deal with him anymore once he's in jail for statutory rape.
laurenemilyy 17
He sounds pathetic OP. Kick them both out until he grows a pair. Best of luck.
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Comments (106)
LeoLowen 10
YDI. It's your choice to allow them into your home. so no sympathy from me
drrobotnik1 18
glad someone else here has a brain.
Jesmassimo 21
You obviously have the patience of a saint, but your ex has balls of steel. Bless your heart, but you don't have to put a band-aid on your ex husbands problems. Good luck OP.
Tyrez 32
You have no spine, and really, this is the most pathetic thing I've read on this site.
Schmavid64 13
She was a 19 year old who was trying to do right by her son at he time. If you read OP's response everything has worked out for the best now.
Mike3258 18
you should seriously call the cops... she's underage..... THAT'S ILLEGAL
Joshawott 21
Should have given them both the boot.
PotatoesAndCake 26
Here's an idea! Stop being a pushover and kick 'em out!
pandarae 12
Call the cops, let her stay and let him to sit in jail if she is underage that is stagatory.
Weird_Kid 2
Why the hell was this posted if it happened eight years ago? Wtf OP?
GreekGleek6 22
If she's underage you can get the ultimate revenge and point him at the cops. Don't put all the blame on the girl, she might not have even known he was married when they slept together but now has no place to go. If that's the case you could report him, and then take her in and talk about how terrible your ex was.
Selena3 3
You're on the couch while they are both up in the bedroom? I'd kick them out in a heart beat.. What is your son going to think? I'd say kick them both out. That's not your kid and he's not your husband since he cheated. You don't have to baby sit them. Do what's best for your son!