Kids: Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen....

By afather - 14/06/2015 13:41 - United States - Worthing

Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

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By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

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Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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You're not supposed to eat it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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hasooon 24

Sunday 14 June 2015 12:22

Would have posted a great comment, but looked at my profile picture and realized it says it all.

gosh_mate 30

Sunday 14 June 2015 12:30

I imagine the post being like 'protection from the inside out.' Haha idiot.

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myeviltwin 20

Sunday 14 June 2015 17:50

Future Darwin award recipient.

ninjaassassinguy 17

Sunday 14 June 2015 17:54

Ifunny kills

kenodupe 13

Sunday 14 June 2015 17:55

I funny for the win!

Selene1090 26

Sunday 14 June 2015 18:01

Oh my God, I know what he saw. He was just stupid enough to believe the asshat that made it. I'm sorry

vividdreamer 14

Sunday 14 June 2015 18:07

Someone was on iFunny lol

Creamonyogirl69 4

Sunday 14 June 2015 18:18

IFunny featured a post saying that if you drink sincere you'll sweat it out

hambro 9

Sunday 14 June 2015 18:41

r u kidding me. that was posted be ridiculous life hack's on the website ifunny HAHAHAHAH

goozeo 11

Sunday 14 June 2015 18:47

This reminds me of that episode of Sunny where Charlie starts eating the sunscreen cause he thinks Dennis and Dee are doing it too

willa91012 5

Sunday 14 June 2015 18:49

I read the same thing. Published by TERRIBLE LIFE HACKS.

CrosFyr 9

Sunday 14 June 2015 19:12

Thanks IFunny

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Same thing different taste

It burns

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You're not supposed to eat it

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