Kids: Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen....

By afather - 14/06/2015 13:41 - United States - Worthing

Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

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By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

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By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Racine

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML

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It burns

By WTF - 16/03/2011 22:05

Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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Future Darwin Award

By don'tdrinkthat - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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You're not supposed to eat it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML

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You deserved it 125

By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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You deserved it 15 926

By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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hasooon 24

Sunday 14 June 2015 12:22

Would have posted a great comment, but looked at my profile picture and realized it says it all.

gosh_mate 30

Sunday 14 June 2015 12:30

I imagine the post being like 'protection from the inside out.' Haha idiot.

Comments

logan_3416 13

Sunday 14 June 2015 15:45

I have seen it...

0mysteriousman0 22

Sunday 14 June 2015 15:45

Well then. The education system in America is certainly not failing it's participants. Not one bit...

docphilsman 15

Sunday 14 June 2015 15:49

I've seen that post on ifunny it's by a profile called something like "bad advice"

boomdynamite34 4

Sunday 14 June 2015 15:50

It was on ifunny, I saw it and too some of my 16 year old friends. Guess who had to stop them from drinking sunscreen.

randomblahh 10

Sunday 14 June 2015 16:09

Haha I saw that as well but it was under humor and sarcastic. I really hope he's okay, never knew someone would actually take it internet or ifunny seriously.

jaesol 5

Sunday 14 June 2015 16:10

no joke I actually know the post he's talking about. it's on an ifunny account that only posts fake life hacks.

Krwman 8

Sunday 14 June 2015 16:50

Does he believe that if he eats seeds that his stomach will grow food and he'll never be hungry again?

morgankimberlyyy 14

Sunday 14 June 2015 17:17

Take the ifunny away... That's where he found it #lifehacks

mergeterge 24

Sunday 14 June 2015 17:42

I thought the FML was going to say something about him watching Always Sunny and not realizing that you're supposed to pour the sunscreen OUT before drinking the booze you have hidden inside.