Kids: Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen....

By afather - 14/06/2015 13:41 - United States - Worthing

Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

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By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

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By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Racine

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML

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It burns

By WTF - 16/03/2011 22:05

Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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You're not supposed to eat it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2025 02:00 - United States

Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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hasooon 24

Sunday 14 June 2015 12:22

Would have posted a great comment, but looked at my profile picture and realized it says it all.

gosh_mate 30

Sunday 14 June 2015 12:30

I imagine the post being like 'protection from the inside out.' Haha idiot.

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cr500guy 11

Sunday 14 June 2015 23:28

Long, rough road ahead of him

EyRaB 17

Sunday 14 June 2015 23:29

let's hope he learned his lesson : don't believe everything the Internet feeds you.

uknownspider 9

Sunday 14 June 2015 23:32

Someone's been on ifunny

glassofwhiskey_fml 7

Sunday 14 June 2015 23:33

In the comments it said let natural selection take its course

kayj905 15

Sunday 14 June 2015 23:38

I saw that same post on iFunny xD I didnt think anyone would actually be stupid enough to do it

lucasstidd 4

Sunday 14 June 2015 23:44

Reading this hurt me inside.

deviousangel89 13

Monday 15 June 2015 0:10

What an idiot... You should never believe anything that's on the internet!

IthinkYouForeign 11

Monday 15 June 2015 0:14

Wow he's dumb

smart_and_cute 3

Monday 15 June 2015 0:19

Wait it doesn't work!!!! I gotta go...... Nah I'm just getting but he's stupid!

BlindBoy27 6

Monday 15 June 2015 0:47

I saw that same meme, it was attached to the red BAD advice mallard picture

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Same thing different taste

It burns

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You're not supposed to eat it

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