The FML Showdown! By Louis - 26/04/2017 21:30 Who's your fave this week! Check out these fine specimens. I agree, your life sucks 480 You deserved it 162 Share Tweet Share
Today, I learned it’s apparently a “red flag” that I, at 27, do not have any social media, get my news from the local station, watch “regular” tv (non-streamed/not YouTube), and only use the internet for research or occasional online shopping. I just prefer real life. Is that so odd? FML I agree, your life sucks 663 You deserved it 201
Today, I was dead tired and just wanted sleep, so I jumped into bed the second the day's chores were done. Of fucking course, this was the day my fiancée decided to end our eight-week dry spell and came in wearing sexy lingerie. I couldn't stay hard due to exhaustion, and now she's been crying. FML I agree, your life sucks 632 You deserved it 186
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 896 You deserved it 13 058
Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 514 You deserved it 68 296
Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML I agree, your life sucks 187 You deserved it 644
Today, my dog has figured out how to open screen doors on his own, by body checking them at full force, of course, like one does. This would be all fine and good, but we live by a lake with a considerable mosquito infestation. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 808 You deserved it 178
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Stevie takes it, on style points alone!