Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to...

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

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By Charity - 20/03/2017 17:00 - United States

Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML

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By nowimbroketoo - 22/07/2013 17:47 - Australia - Beaumaris

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By sadmom - 18/03/2020 05:05

Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML

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By thatcreepyteacher - 17/02/2016 04:27 - United States - Mchenry

Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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By jj159 - 25/02/2012 18:40 - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By Suckered - 04/12/2015 21:47 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university two years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML

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Giants_rule 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:30

Damn thats smart on your sons part. $20 an hour to bang his gf.

jasmine1259 2

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:22

how did you not figure that out?

Comments

purple91 8

Friday 9 October 2009 11:32

Paying for your own son's *****... brilliant

Brey1013 0

Friday 9 October 2009 13:41

Stop complaining. You have a brilliant son.

insovietrussia1 0

Friday 9 October 2009 22:44

omg thats a great idea!! thanks!!

AlexZB 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 0:27

just making out? your son is either a loser or 13 years old

Dubstep_fml 1

Saturday 10 October 2009 5:18

the kid wins. you fail

wilt 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 8:07

Why are you taking advice from your kids??? Whose the parent? Couldn't take a little time out of your schuedule to talk to the school? YDI

yankeesfan130225 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 9:45

so pretty much u were paying a future prostitute for your son.

bmiawcb1 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 12:13

Has no one else noticed the horrible typo? "I was paying $20 an hour to make out with my son..." LOL I REALLY hope you typed it that way on accident...

Ashter 20

Saturday 10 October 2009 13:18

Lol. When I first read it, I thought there was a typo too. But after a reread, I saw that it read, "I was paying her $20 an hour to make out with my son in his room." Eyes just missed the "her". Now, on the other hand. This kid deserves the hall of fame right next to the guy who got girls in his room by convincing his parents he was gay. Seriously, what a genius. He got laid and got his girlfriend a paying job. She's gonna stay with him for a while. lol.