By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Damn thats smart on your sons part. $20 an hour to bang his gf.

jasmine1259 2

how did you not figure that out?

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depending on how vindictive you are, you could try to press fraud charges against her and really FHL

BikerMike 0

That is pretty damn funny. tell the gf that if she does not give the money back you will file a fraud report with the police.

yeahreally 6

how clever. i give him props for thinking of that but also hiding who is gf was too

Crunchy08 0

wow, lol ur son sounds pretty smart, what did he need a tutor for?

I should tutor. I might meet some good girls out of it. plus money I mean damn

Khiash 6

Okay well how old is your son? I don't know of an age where you can 'make out' and have your mom hire a tutor for you. Or at least where you can do both at the same time. If you want someone to help you in middle school or high school, you just ask for help, duh. And you don't have your mommy pay them for you. Bigger duh. And if he's young enough to have you hire a tutor for him, he's DEFINITELY not old enough to be doing any sort of 'making out'.

Lologirl you're a loser making out is for younger people I'm sure they were doing alot more than making out

Do you really think people dont make out in high school?

If you think making out is only for young people, you have not done it properly

that_guy321 2

you really think that he got a tutor hired to study...?

Hey, Eric Kliebold's mother knew he had a bag full of guns and ammunition in his room nearly two weeks before the Columbine Massacre, but did nothing about it because she had "violated his privacy" by going into his room without his permission. Parenting isn't what it used to be, back before all the "experts" told morons like this they had to be their kids' "buddy", lest their fragile little self-esteemie-weeemies be permanently damaged. Christ on a pogo-stick.

ravar5 0