By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
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Giants_rule 0

Damn thats smart on your sons part. $20 an hour to bang his gf.

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jasmine1259 2

how did you not figure that out?

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agent47crows 0

Smart. Gotta give it to him... wait, you just did.

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plexico 3

Your son is the pimp AND the john and is getting you to pay for it? That kid can skip the learning part school and immediately be promoted to Assistant Professor of Awesome! Even those of us with advanced degrees and high IQ's can learn a thing or two from this singular genius.

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clusterfungus 3

Sounds like a solid biology tutor to me. Very "hands on"

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hahathatsux 0

ok first thing's first YDI for not knowing anything about your son's life secondly you worded this very poorly and it makes it sound somewhat like you're making out with your son which is grossx1000

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ScaryyMary 14

Tsk, tsk. Buying your son a *****? That's just bad parenting...

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shirvon100 0

This is a gud one not as gud as the one with the son who sadi he was gay to get girls in his room, but still pretty good. this ones definitely going in the books.

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shirvon100 0

This is a gud one not as gud as the one with the son who sadi he was gay to get girls in his room, but still pretty good. this ones definitely going in the books.

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