By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
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Giants_rule 0

Damn thats smart on your sons part. $20 an hour to bang his gf.

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jasmine1259 2

how did you not figure that out?

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Erindub 0

Ha ha you're the one who needs a tutor!

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andlifesuxagain 0

So you found out your son is a genius, and will make a great salesperson sux dude

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ConSeannery 0

hahahah. He seems pretty damn smart, I don't think he needs a tutor.

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_20jre 0

Damn, paying $20 for banging his gf, what a genius!

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Ninjaface 0

Look on the bright side. Since the girl is technically a prostitute in this situation, you can hang it over both their heads for at least a few years. All the extra chores you'll be able to get him to do that way will at least cover your costs.

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murdur1 0

Your son is ******* SLICK. And you got ******* OWNED.

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EternalRequiem 0

A parent that knows FML but can't figure out simple tricks nowadays? O.o...Wow... Shouldnt you go to like parenting classes or something instead of complaining on FML?

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