Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
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Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
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Mattyknows 0
Starbucks don't just sell coffee! Besides; asking via e-mail . . . At least a phone call? That's just me anyway. I don't think it's a FYL but not quite a YDI either . . .
Jaywin 3
I've been at Starbucks many times and I've never gotten coffee...
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Mattyknows 0
Starbucks don't just sell coffee! Besides; asking via e-mail . . . At least a phone call? That's just me anyway. I don't think it's a FYL but not quite a YDI either . . .
Jaywin 3
I've been at Starbucks many times and I've never gotten coffee...
kyliebear 15
I think the term "coffee date" is just used to mean "go out for drinks" or "go to a cafe"..I could be wrong but yeah, it's a more modern way of asking people out.
cheeeksss 29
Same. I always get tea. I can't stand coffee but I love Starbucks. But perhaps this was an excuse to say no to OP...
FuzzMonkey09 0
Try cappuccino or hot cocoa
Bubs_fml 0
Perhaps he just doesn't want to order a $5 grande moca-choca-la-la-ya-ya?
hilda_kitty 16
lady marmalade? knew it...
rbp_fml 0
maybe he was drinking tea not coffee
ncvolley123 8
that's what I was thinking
uscscreenwriter 0
Whether or not he actually drinks coffee, the point is he doesn't want to go on a date with you.
KT33 0
I think that you guys are kind of missing the point...When she asked him on a coffee date, she wasn't saying that he had to drink coffee, she was basically saying, "Hey we should go to Starbucks." And he said no, either because he doesn't want to go with her, or because he doesn't remember that he met her at Starbucks.
gabriel69_fml 0
it does not make sense dude!!
Origami86 6
When a guy drops the girl at her place after a date and the girl asks "do you want to come up for coffee?". OBVIOUSLY it's not for coffee. It's so the guy can gigoogity her gishmoigen. does it make more sense now ?
jesusjr 0
On the bright side, you won't be dating someone that has no moral objection to lying.
rikard_fml 0
and ofcourse thats the bright side...
thesunishappy 0
i dont get it
luvdolphin 9
me neither xD
firearmada 0
Phone call!!!!! should have asked if he wanted to go for drinks not just starbucks (Overpriced)
kellilynn 18
Maybe he didn't give her his number, hence the fact why she's emailing him.