Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
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Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Masterful gambit
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
What just happened?
Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date, he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand, and gave me his contact card. FML
Smooth
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
The date from hell #5676
Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Fake news
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
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Mattyknows 0
Starbucks don't just sell coffee! Besides; asking via e-mail . . . At least a phone call? That's just me anyway. I don't think it's a FYL but not quite a YDI either . . .
Jaywin 3
I've been at Starbucks many times and I've never gotten coffee...
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xlovepinkx 0
He's just not that into you. If he was into you (which he is not), he would've either accepted and had something other than coffee to drink, or he would have suggested another type of date. Also, I agree about e-mailing him to ask him out. You should've called, and if he didn't give you his number or take yours, that's probably another sign that he doesn't like you. Don't ask him out again; forget him.
Tummy_tumble 0
maybe he had an addiction to coffe and got over it?
zakh508 0
"I emailed" there's your problem
roydawgg 3
ydi for drinking coffee
DReamBig24 0
awkward.... but it was a nice way to say no
emsiti 6
i hate starbucjs its actually burnt coffe beans
forever2life 0
or a hot chocolate lol
1two3four5six 23
starbucks sells other stuff, dumbo! whatever else they sell, i dont really kno, but c'mon, it cant just sell coffee...? like Berri Blends, it sells coffee. And milkshakes, fro-yo, cookies, brownies, etc.
Miss_Birthday 3
Starbucks doesn't only serve coffee. Maybe he just wanted the wi-fi......... But if he /was/ drinking coffee maybe he quit
alinka_fml 0
just because u met at starbucks doesn't mean he drinks coffee. I don't drink coffee and go there all the time for tea. etc