By Heather - 26/06/2012 17:13 - United States - Newport News

Spicy
Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 528
You deserved it 12 754
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

strawberrywine22 30

Trust me, it could be wore. My son took the "rocket ship" he found to school for show and tell. My daughter used it to massage her grandmother's feet.

197 6
gonad_gobbler 1

You have smart kids! They knew vibrators and ******* go together!

170 7

Comments

MrFuzzles 5

Dad probably got jealous and told them to do it.

27 1
hqbrat 8

How do you know if she's divorced or not?

2 10
MrFuzzles 5

Then let's say the boyfriend, or the other ****** got jealous? Sarcasm intended!

8 2
Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for "hiding" it in a place that was so easily accessible to children. Obviously they had no trouble finding it. Then again, how old are they? And why do you have a vibrator if you have kids? That would never end well.

9 19
bmkc4 1

Just because you have kids doesn't mean you can't have a vibrator. It just means you need a better hiding spot .

14 1
unknown_user5566 26

Most people put their vibrators in a bedside table or in their drawer... the kids shouldn't have been in OP's room in the first place if that is indeed where she hid it.

6 1
zandalee 19

We have vibrators because we have kids! Both parents are so ****** at the end of a long day with said kids that we NEED all the help we can get!!! ****!

3 0
Buzzy123 7

I can only imagine the cat's FML.

9 2
cathyfang1533 12

Today, the young ones put a mysterious vibrating long stick in my litter box, it smells like fish but it tastes horrible. FML

25 0
Calyx_fml 21

Well they knew it had something to do with pussy, just not exactly what.

2 5
alycion 38

People lock up their guns and meds from children. After seeing so many of these fmls, I'm starting to wonder if we should start promoting locking up our special toys too.

3 0
Dallasluver19 14

I live on Va too:P

0 8
hairybuttgnome 0

Time to invest in a new toy.

1 0
wildocean 5

Ok first of all it's easy when kids are curious for them to find stuff. Hide things high. Second of all everyone back off so what if she has kids and owns a vibe. Seriously how many dads own or look at **** and have a wife and kids. Drop the double standards.

16 1
TheyCallMeDamien 17

Go buy another one and lock it up when not in use.

0 1
hobojo69 23

Lol what would drive them to do that?

2 0