By Heather - 26/06/2012 17:13 - United States - Newport News

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Today, I discovered my children had found my vibrator and buried it in the cat's litter box. FML
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strawberrywine22 30

Trust me, it could be wore. My son took the "rocket ship" he found to school for show and tell. My daughter used it to massage her grandmother's feet.

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gonad_gobbler 1

You have smart kids! They knew vibrators and ******* go together!

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LadyGore 12

Either you are not hidding it well enough and your kids are older or they are younger and you are not watching them properly.

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Abbyybba 0

That... My friend... Was sarcasm to the bitchy comment that 15 said...

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jkozzy 8

******* need their vibrators;)

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mariah_victoria 0

No. Just no.

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VooDooCarrie91 19

It bothers me that a 15 year old would say this

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br0ccoli 14

"why is our cat using her litter box so much?"

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kimg0885 23

If they r not older or younger then what r they? Great observation, they must be a girl or either a boy too!

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prettyinpink03 11

Every pussy needs pleasure, no matter how furry it is.

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hqbrat 8

You: kids have you seen a massager Kids: what type ? You: we'll it long shiny and it's for my face One of your kids: *laughing* yeah * gargle noises* * all the kids start laughing* One kid: you should worry less about that and worry about are cat she's in the litter box You: *goes and checks cat*.... Then hears buzzing, Ali you bad cat Kids in backround laughing

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Geez man my eyes died reading this...

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Driveshaft 5

Well, it's still being used by a pussy!

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dude1122332 9

Hey I have more plastic bags for you to blow up. I have some rope to tie the ends so no air gets out. Come on I'll help ya!(:

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