Miscellaneous: Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car,...

By creeped_out_ - 24/06/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML

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You deserved it 13 546

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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You deserved it 3 144

Judge and jury

By Anonymous - 20/05/2022 06:00

Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML

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You deserved it 564

By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 333

You deserved it 16 419

By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 413

You deserved it 7 090

You gotta be kidding me?

By mammasboy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML

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You deserved it 5 459

By Lord Buttfuck IV - 29/08/2015 14:06 - France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

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You deserved it 3 778

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

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You deserved it 4 715

Logic

By thyisnothorses - 29/04/2012 03:55 - United States - Scituate

Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML

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You deserved it 3 106

How very dare you?

By 1357katie - 19/09/2009 04:22 - Canada

Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML

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You deserved it 6 297

Don't blame me

By anonymous - 15/11/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, I got suspended from school for smoking in the stairs. I'm grounded for a month without my phone, TV or any type of social connection. All of this would seem like a fair enough punishment if I actually smoked, but instead I just smell like my parent's second-hand smoke. FML

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You deserved it 163

oh_dee 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:36

so you spent your ten computer minutes to write an fml? that's kind of fml worthy in itself.....

doodlebug93 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:36

that sucks. i would leave.

Comments

Honda288 2

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:47

All parents are dickheads that what I stick with

lightburns 10

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:01

My Mum was talking about restricting my computer usage... so I bought a laptop. Parents can suck, but 7 minutes late for a 9:00 curfew? That's ridiculous. Oh well, hopefully you can move out soon.

Qup 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:08

so move out you dumb ****. it's their house and their rules. if you don't like the rules -move. or justbreak the rules and ignore them when they rant and rave then tell them to go **** themselves and steal money out of their wallets - like my kids.

ugk4life 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:26

Wow a 9 o'clock curfew. Now that's a 13-14 year old curfew. Now that's a little over the top for being only 7 minutes late IMO. Here's an idea kid get a job and move out. I've never (really) had a curfew.

l0v3t0h8 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:31

i feel ya...

exp15 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 17:44

Wow wtf! You need to get out of there!

laditz89 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 18:07

like a ton of people have said, I hope you're going to college in the fall! If not, I'd start planning to come Spring. Can't afford it? fill out you FAFSA and get some loans. There are loans out there that your parents don't have to cosign on if you think that would be an issue.

JessicaJOOOSEBOX 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 18:14

My parents changed my curfew from 8:30, to 7:30, because for the first time in three months, I missed the bus to get home, and had to wait a half hour for the next one. I'm seventeen. It was a Saturday night. I know how you feel!

bethechange_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 19:09

jeezew, ur 18. Take some charge.

lala_85 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 19:30

I'm 24 and I work full time and pay my parents rent as well are pay all my own bills as well as cover some of my sisters' expenses without asking for it back from my parents. I have an 10:30 curfew, and if I'm gonna be later than that I have to take one of my younger sisters with me the oldest of whom is 18. Don't you dare complain!