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Remind your parents of this event after you put them in the worst nursing home you can find...make sure it reeks of piss!
at 18 you technically dont have to listen to your parents and legally have no curfew. im 18 and ive never had a curfew except on holloween when i was about 15.
Why do you put up with this shit?
You remind me of my best friend. He has this same problem. Strict parents that can't let go of their son/daughter. Tell your parents that you are 18! which means you are able to make your own desicions. Forget the rules they gave. Break them and get your cellphone and car and your dignity back. Please do it before you end up being a 40 year old person who is still living with their parents. Good Luck.
Haha same wth my cousin.
Please... this FML is nothing compared to my friend. Her curfew is at like 6PM before sunset and before the street lights go on. Only time she stayed pass her curfew was because of collage orientation that required a 1 night stay over.
My parents are like that and I'm 19.
Er, move out. Or if that's financially unfeasible, at least try to get your parents to recognize that you're an adult human being and that their relationship with you is going to have to change if they expect you to do anything but resent them after you've finally moved out. And if they're not going to treat you like an adult, then you can always take the passive-aggressive route and start behaving like a child in an exaggerated fashion (put on clothes from a few years ago, throw tantrums, insist on eating nothing but candy and ice cream for dinner, whine at them to buy you toys, etc) so that they really get the point that if they're not going to consider you an adult then you don't have any obligation to act like one. They want a perpetual child, that's what they're going to get.
dude RUN! and NEVER look Back!
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so you spent your ten computer minutes to write an fml? that's kind of fml worthy in itself.....
that sucks. i would leave.