Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
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Today, it's been three days since my mom starting ranting the about the "obscenity" of the Super Bowl halftime show. FML
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing, "If You're Happy and You Know It." My mom joined in. They sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like concert tickets for our favorite artist, who is usually never in our town, for her birthday. She said, “No thanks, I have to work that day.” She works Monday-Friday. The concert is on Saturday. When I mentioned this, she asked me, “So, what did you think of the Super Bowl halftime show?” FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my birthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
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Top comments
juicebahx 0
Dude, your mom is ******* COOL. Bruce Springsteen ******* ROCKS. You're just being dumb and selfish. I'm sure that if you did such a thing, it'd have to be okay.
Alex290_fml 0
I'll agree with #7 here. I like Springsteen. You dissing the Springsteen?
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Comments (45)
starbucksguy 16
Could be worse...she could've been doing that to Justin Bieber
VaultDweller106 7
How was this embarrassing? You get half of her traits from her, being her offspring. Congrats on having a cool mom by the way. Stop complaining because at least she's not a snoody bitch.
DaDezza244 31
But you're number 4....
jbones24 22
Errybody loves The Boss!
seacadet 18
*My boyfriend and I.
heyyyaubrey 9
so ******* what. be happy you have a mom.
dreamweaver1227 11
Really? I'd kill to get tickets for my mom and I to go and see The Boss perform. We'd be singing and dancing together.
Qwermy 16
Springsteen is awesome; but if your mom isn't a great singer, that could be embarrassing
mullet3388 16
So whats wrong wkth that
random_cashmere 25
Your mom sounds awesome.