Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
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Today, it's been three days since my mom starting ranting the about the "obscenity" of the Super Bowl halftime show. FML
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing, "If You're Happy and You Know It." My mom joined in. They sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like concert tickets for our favorite artist, who is usually never in our town, for her birthday. She said, “No thanks, I have to work that day.” She works Monday-Friday. The concert is on Saturday. When I mentioned this, she asked me, “So, what did you think of the Super Bowl halftime show?” FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my birthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
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Top comments
juicebahx 0
Dude, your mom is ******* COOL. Bruce Springsteen ******* ROCKS. You're just being dumb and selfish. I'm sure that if you did such a thing, it'd have to be okay.
Alex290_fml 0
I'll agree with #7 here. I like Springsteen. You dissing the Springsteen?
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Comments (45)
ash14 0
haha #27 ^_^
FMLYAY 0
WENDY LET ME IN I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND
nygunns1 0
I'd just say she has had a few drinks haha
ecascio2010 9
they were having fun. give your mom a break.
Lady_Zydrate 1
omg my mom is alive and has another daughter??? I finally have a sister after years of hell with my brothers! Ill take her back if you dont want her anymore ;)
Cavelallemant 0
HAHA WIN
SirMeows 1
win
crazychick1269 7
..... creeper much???? jkjk!!!
savagearmz 6
He's disliking his mom!
chillyCholo 5
Better than Madonna...