Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
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Today, I babysat for two little girls, who wanted to play 'mermaids'. I smiled, and said that I would love to play with them. The older girl laughed, saying "You can't be a mermaid. Mermaids are pretty." FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
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mmmskittles 3
kids are so perceptive these days...
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Aww, how cute!(:
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mmmskittles 3
kids are so perceptive these days...
techweed 12
her daughter=WIN!!!!!
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
kids say the darnest things?
Sightless92 7
epic win
m0tl3ycru3 0
144-they just tell it how it is
Got_any_grapes1 4
Don't insult the whales, now.
tulsafml 0
Thanks! I'm part whale and I'm offended!
Prankster7o7 5
FREE WILLY!
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Aww, how cute!(:
sandyyBabi 0
(:
thesinginguy 18
dude!) finaly someone other than me that uses a backwards smiley(:
angelica169 0
lol that's not cute! she called her mom a whale lmao
emily14swim 0
agreed:)
angiedancesalott 8
yourrr cutee(:
OMG_N3RD 0
Agreed
imrpowers 2
So what if you're a bit "plump"!
mx_17 0
do you race motocross or is that just a bs pic from google?
cradle6 13
You can dirt bike ride without racing. But it's a lot of fun either way.
dhooks111490 8
The **** you care for?
kennababy 0
haha!! that sucks! fyl
TayonaC 10
I like your name it's pretty and unique (at least to me) ^_^
kennababy 0
haha well I got it from my boyfriend cause that's what he calls me :)
bparker92 0
it's pretty awful. kinda like your face
kennababy 0
wow alright?
RyanMacVey 17
dont be mean to my new friend ya dick
spinnerzyo 0
im pretty sure shes not into 14 yr olds.
mintcar 9
It's always the ones without the picture who wants to talk shit. STFU!
RyanMacVey 17
im nearly 15 actually :I
mintcar 9
a*
kennababy 0
alright calm down he's just being nice :) btw thanks :)
jess6blondie9 2
Wow what the heck! She's pretty!
kennababy 0
hahaha thanks!
jess6blondie9 2
No problem!
j_cat187 19
some people are goid at making akward moments...
kingjames2306 0
bparker just hate himself so he takes it out on pretty people
jess6blondie9 2
I agree.
persianjr1 7
I believe all women are beautiful. truthfully, I don't give a shit about what a person looks like.
jess6blondie9 2
Well that's good:) Looks aren't everything
franniedottp 8
but then again, when people see 93's profile picture... it's like the obsession with Taylor Lautner when he takes his shirt off. me, I'm immune to that 'cause I'm on SWIMTEAAAAAM! too many dudes with amazing six packs and stuff. blech...
kennababy 0
haha I totally agree with 100
persianjr1 7
umm... thanks?
TayonaC 10
well then I guess she's a whale too if you are didn't think about that did she. jk
kittykat1497 7
lol thats kinda cute
aKid_namedIZ 1
LMFAO why are you in a dance class if your fat
ChibiChibi_fml 27
1. You don't know that the OP is fat. To a four year old almost everyone is huge. The OP could just not be a stick figure. 2. You do realize that dancing is a form of exercise don't you? This means that even if the OP is a bit overweight she could be dancing the pounds away. 3. People are allowed to dance if they want to dance, regardless of weight.
nikkilynne 0
20: Agreed
likeyourelooking 6
20- agreed. 30-awesome pic, hahaha I love it!
kennababy 0
#9 haha how is that cute? she called her fat! lol
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
I wish someone would call me fat!
kennababy 0
uh your fat? hah there ya go! :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Yayyyyyy (((:
kennababy 0
hahaha nice ;)
thesinginguy 18
you act just like my girlfriend(:
franniedottp 8
uh-ob! I can just hear the wedding bells ringing!!!
kennababy 0
haha duh I'm taken ;)
monagro 22
To a 4 year old, everyone's big.