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By CreepedOut - 23/02/2016 21:47 - United States - Fitzgerald

Today, as I was tucking my 5 year old in, I told her, "I love you," and she whispered back, "I love you, too, but not as much as I love my other mom." FML

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xJonellos 23

Wednesday 24 February 2016 10:24

Time to have a conversation with your husband..

queerdragon 20

Wednesday 24 February 2016 10:37

Is your daughter named Coraline by chance?

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riahlum 12

Wednesday 24 February 2016 13:46

I accidentally read tucking as ******* and did a major double take

cj89898 24

Wednesday 24 February 2016 14:08

I'm so glad that when I read "I was ******* my 5 year old" that I double checked...

teamnikster 9

Wednesday 24 February 2016 14:31

Before anything, I misread your post "I was ******* my daughter" the first time. Fun thoughts... Anywho, so Coraline?

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