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By CreepedOut - 23/02/2016 21:47 - United States - Fitzgerald

Today, as I was tucking my 5 year old in, I told her, "I love you," and she whispered back, "I love you, too, but not as much as I love my other mom." FML
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xJonellos 23

Time to have a conversation with your husband..

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queerdragon 20

Is your daughter named Coraline by chance?

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cbeat123 2

has she watched the movie Coraline recently?

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Balphleair 24

Am I the only person who mistakingly read it as "I was ******* my 5 year old in"?

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Witch_E_Poo 14

Yes, yes you are the only one that read that.

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Xandriajoy10 18

Wow this is a complete rip off of an fml a few months ago. I know, because I wrote it and had it published. "Today, my 5 year old informed me she likes her 'other mummy' more and wants to live with her. I think I need to have a long conversation with my husband" Boom bitch!

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ScarletteEve 33

You aren't the only one in the world where something has happened to them, petty.

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Starzak 18

I sincerely hope this "other mom" is a figment of your daughter's imagination OP, for your sake. If she is however real, you and your partner need to have a serious discussion. PS: Hide a frying pan under the couch to beat his ass with when he confesses.

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CLOTHESPlN 17

Yes, because domestic violence solves so many problems you nitwit.

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Starzak 18

Yes, just like calling me names because you disagree with my opinion. Disagree with my post all you like, I don't mind; I was being facetious after all. But to insult me and call me names was rather unnecessary. I hope it made you feel important.

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watermelon_bae 15

She might have an imaginary friend. Possibly??

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starlight88 21

Judging by OPs name I think she is a single parent. Might want to have your daughter elaborate.

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megamonster99 18

This seems awfully familiar to another FML post

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Leauge 13

It's either her grandma or a friend's mom.

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