Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
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Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
KingDarsh 5
its your own fault if you cant talk about being unsatisfied in the bedroom with him and trying to make changes so both of you can enjoy it. his assumptions are just based on the lie you have been telling him
NostalgiaFreak9 41
I clicked YDI the second I read "after faking my orgasms for several years". You could, oh I don't know, try communicating with him if he doesn't satisfy you.
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Comments (47)
bobsanction 18
Karma as hell dude.
DanielleinDC 33
YDI for faking orgasms. Never, ever fake an ******. Seriously, honey, if your boyfriend isn't getting you off, tell him what he needs to do to get you off. That said, your boyfriend should not be discussing your sex life with people like that.
jriley4u 17
Some people can’t finish with sex alone. If you feel the need to fake it, then at least clench the vaginal muscles during the performance.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
Well don’t fake it and he won’t get the wrong opinion.
mrsmisled519121 6
Lol same girl. same.
stinkfire0971 20
play stupid games win stupid prizes
ncparry 18
You can’t tighten and contract while you are faking?
James Thompson 8
To have a truly happy, healthy relationship, you gotta have great communication skills. If his routine isn’t doing it for you, faking things won’t make him change it. Tell him what to do. Guide him, teach him, and reward him with praise ( and blow jobs) when appropriate.
issasenn 5
Dump his ass he childish and it's not loose called aroused ... smh
Sydney Nicole 10
kegels my friend