Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
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Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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Top comments
KingDarsh 5
its your own fault if you cant talk about being unsatisfied in the bedroom with him and trying to make changes so both of you can enjoy it. his assumptions are just based on the lie you have been telling him
NostalgiaFreak9 41
I clicked YDI the second I read "after faking my orgasms for several years". You could, oh I don't know, try communicating with him if he doesn't satisfy you.
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Comments (47)
withered 30
No wonder he can't give you an ****** if he does not know how sexual organs work (like Ben Bates). But you should not have lied and should have communicated with him and give him pointers.
blahblabbity 19
kegels, girlfriend
psycobunnymamafox 13
They don't work for all women
KingAdrock 16
Exercises strengthen muscles regardless of who you are.
hugtrees13 16
If he doesn't feel much and thinks you're loose than f his life too
RichardPencil 30
You’d better hope he doesn’t hit your head on a doorframe and then think you’re faking your concussion.
WeirdUS 29
if Op had the conversation but he still didn’t listen and just resorted to this it should have been over a long time ago. Even if she hadn’t been faking telling all your friends stuff about your sex life is also not cool.
thejimhawkins 13
I can't see the comments!
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
backfire! Lol
donb23 23
I agree, you should have talked. There are some things that happen that you have no control over when you really have the big O. If your boyfriend has had intercourse with other women he would know. It is not the same for everyone. Take time and really work on it if you are serious about this relationship.
Beefy_McQueefy 6
Did it ever occur to you that you're undermining any trust you have? It's more than satisfaction in the bedroom, it's demonstrating that you feel loved and open enough to discuss sex - which you don't. If I were him, I'd dump you tbh. I don't need to be constantly questioning if my partner is unhappy because I can't trust them to tell me
ChibiChibi_fml 27
In fairness it doesn't seem like the OP was unhappy until she found out what her boyfriend has been telling his friends. For all we know the OP is one of those who just, for whatever reason, never manages to achieve ******. If that's the case it may have been an actual expression of love that she wasn't telling her boyfriend. She may have not told him because no matter what, even when it isn't their fault, some people will assume that the problem is her fault. She may not have wanted her boyfriend feeling like he wasn't good enough because he can't make her ******. Also "you feel loved and open enough to discuss sex - which you don't." is poor logic because Feeling loved has nothing to do with ones ability to discuss sex. The person's ability to discuss sex is what decides that and some people will never be open to discussing it no matter how close they are, or how deeply in love with their partner they are. I should know because I deal with that regularly. I love my man, I enjoy having sex with him, I am incredibly uncomfortable discussing anything related to my own personal feelings and preferences in the bedroom and therefore don't. I would rather literally not have sex, or purely have the sex he desires, than to actually let anyone know what my preferences or desires are. That's just information I'm not comfortable with existing in the world. I don't even like that it exists in my head.